| The Young Marine 1 day a young Marine and his commanding officer were aboard a train heading through the mountains of Switzerland. They sat directly across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. Before long, the young Marine and the young lady were eyeing each other with mutual attraction. Suddenly, passing through a mountain tunnel, it was pitch black in the train for a few minutes. Nothing could be seen in the car of the train, and the only sounds were the smack of a kiss, followed by a slap. When the train emerged from the tunnel, the 4 people sat without saying a word. The grandmother was thinking to herself, "It was very brash of that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, and I'm glad she slapped him." The commanding officer was thinking, "I didN'T know this young Marine was brave enough to kiss that girl, but I sure wish she hadN'T missed him and slapped ME instead!" The young woman was thinking,"I'm glad the handsome Marine kissed me, but I wish my grandmother wouldN'T have slapped him!" The young Marine sat back with a SMILE on his face, thinking, "Life is good. How often does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer, ALL AT THE SAME TIME? |
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