A Ticket for "Speeding"? A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and the following verbal exchange ensues: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have 1. It was suspended when Driver: I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this Officer: vehicle? Driver: It's NOT my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I Driver: saw the owner's card in the glove box Driver: when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot Driver: and killed the woman who owns this Driver: car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK??!!! Driver: Yes, Sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. Captain: Sir, may I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. (It was valid.) Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. Driver: (The driver owned the car.) Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box Captain: so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. (Sure enough, Driver: there was nothing in the glove box.) Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told Captain: you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. (Trunk is opened; no body.) Captain: I doN'T understand it. The officer who stopped Captain: you said you told him you didN'T have a license, Captain: stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and Captain: that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying fool told Driver: you I was speeding, too!

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