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Heaven?
Father O'Malley walks
into a pub in Donegal and
says to the 1st man he meets, "Do
you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against
the wall."

Then the priest asked the 2nd man, "Do
you want to go to heaven?"

"Sure, Father, and who wouldn't?"
was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the
priest.

Then Father O'Malley walked
up to Murphy and said, "Do
you want to go to heaven?"

Murphy shook his head and said, "No,
I doN'T Father."

The priest said, "C'mon lad ... . I don't believe
this. You mean to tell me
that when you die you
doN'T want to go to
heaven?"

Murphy said, "Oh,
when I die, yes.
Sure.

I thought you were getting
a group together to go right
now." The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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