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Ear to the Ground
2 cowboys come upon an
Indian lying
on his stomach
with his ear to the
ground.

1 of the cowboys stops and
says to the other,
"You see that Indian?"


"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the 1st one, "he's listening
to the ground. He can hear
things for miles in any
direction."


"AMAZING!" says the 2nd cowpoke.

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered
wagon," he says, "about 2 miles away.
Have 2 horses, 1 brown, 1 white. Man,
woman, child, household effects
in wagon."

"AMAZING!" says the cowboy to his friend.
"This Indian knows how
  far away they are,
how
  many horses, what colour
  they are, who 
is in the
  wagon, and what is in
  the wagon.
AMAZING!"

 
The Indian looks up and says,
"RAN OVER ME
  ABOUT A HALF

  HOUR AGO."
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