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to the Ground 2 cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. 1 of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy. "Look," says the 1st one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction." "AMAZING!" says the 2nd cowpoke. Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about 2 miles away. Have 2 horses, 1 brown, 1 white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "AMAZING!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. AMAZING!" The Indian looks up and says, "RAN OVER ME ABOUT A HALF HOUR AGO." |
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