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Been Drinking? Junior and Sam, 2 good 'ol American boys, were driving down the road 1 day, happily drinking from their 6-pack of beer. Junior looks up and says, "Lookee up thar, Sam. I sees a real po-leece roadblock." "Well, Junior, them po-leece are gonna catch us a-drinkin'," Sam replies. "No sir-ee, they woN'T. YOU JUS' DO EXACTLY AS I SAYS," Junior warns. "Finish that beer, pull   off that there label,   and stick that bottle   under yer seat. Then,   you stick that there   label on yer forehead." Sam does exactly as Junior tells him to. They slow down and stop at the roadblock. The policeman walks up to the car, sees the beer labels stuck on their foreheads and asks, "YOU BOYS BEEN DRINKING?" "NO SIR-EE," Junior declares. "WE'RE ON THE PATCH!"

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