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Circle Flies
After pulling a farmer over
for speeding, a state trooper
started to lecture him
about his speed, pompously implying
that the farmer didN'T know any better
and trying to make him feel as
uncomfortable as possible.

He finally started writing out the ticket,
but had to keep swatting
at some flies buzzing
around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some
problems with circle flies
there, are ya?"

The trooper paused to take another
swat and said, "Well, yes, if that's
what they are. I've never
heard of circle flies."

The farmer was pleased to enlighten
the cop. "Circle flies are
common on farms.
They're called circle
flies because you
almost always find
them circling the
back end of a horse."

The trooper continues writing for
a moment, then says," Hey,
are you trying to
call me a horse's
behind?"

"Oh no, officer."
The farmer replies. "I have too much
respect for law enforcement and
police officers  for that."

"That's a good thing," the officer
says rudely, then goes back to
writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer added,
"HARD TO FOOL THEM FLIES, though."The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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