"That was a karate chop
from Korea!" THE BIG GUY
said, grinning.

THE LITTLE GUY gets up, angry, but
 figuring that the big guy was probably
 drunk, he decided to just get back on
 his stool and finish his beer.

All of the sudden -- BAM! -- THE
BIG GUY comes back by and knocks
him off the stool again!

"That was a judo chop
from Japan!" he yelled happily.

THE LITTLE GUY had been
through enough. He got back up, brushed
himself off, swallowed the last of his beer,
and left.

An hour later he
returned.

Finding THE BIG GUY with his back
to him, THE LITTLE GUY walked up
and -- BAM! -- knocked
him right off his
stool and out cold
on the floor.
 
THE LITTLE GUY yelled over to the
bartender on his way out the door,
"WHEN HE WAKES UP,
  TELL HIM THAT WAS
  A CROWBAR FROM SEARS."