When they were ready to continue their
trip, they went downstairs to pay
their bill. The desk clerk handed
them a bill for $350.

The man exploded, and said
the bill was too high,
asking to see the manager.

The manager met them at the front
desk and explained that the hotel
has an olympic pool and
a very nice conference
room, and that they were
available for the couple's
use.

"But we didN'T use them!" the man
 complained.

The manager insisted that the room
and pool were available for them, as
well as tickets to several shows.

The man explained they didN'T use
any of those things, to which the
manager replied, "BUT YOU
COULD HAVE."

Finally, needing to get back on the
road, the man wrote a
check for $100.

The manager looked at
the check  and said,
"This is only for $100."

The man replied, "That's right.
I CHARGED YOU
$250 FOR SLEEPING
WITH MY WIFE."

"BUT I DIDN'T
SLEEP WITH HER!"
 the manager exclaimed.

The man smiled and said, "Yeah, but
 she was here and
YOU COULD HAVE.