Railroad Job Interview Benny wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. At his interview, the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track? Benny replied," I would switch the points for 1 of the trains." "Good. But what if the lever broke?" asked the inspector. "Then I'd run down to the signal box", said Benny, "and use   the manual lever there." "What if lightning struck it?' asked the inspector. "Then..." Benny continued, "I'd run back into signal box and   phone the next signal box." "What if the phone was engaged?" "Well ... in that case," perservered Benny, "I'd rush  down   out of the box to use the public emergency  phone at the   level crossing." "What would you do if THAT was vandalized?" "OH! Well then, I'd run into the village and get my   Uncle Toby." This bizzarre response prompted the inspector to ask, "And just WHY would you do that!?" "Because Uncle Toby ... , he's  never seen a train wreck!"

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