Speeding A police officer had been told by his sergeant that he was to bring up his quota of speeding fines. So he decided to park and use his radar gun flashing the cars as they drove by. 1 hour went by, then, 2, and no 1 was speeding. 6 hours later, a lone car came speeding by at well over the limit, the officer turned on his lights and siren, and pulled the car over. As the officer approached the driver's window he said, "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL DAY." The driver replied, "Well, I got here AS FAST AS I COULD." |
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