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Steno-K+ Notation

What did you do?
2 elderly ladies met at the launderette after NOT seeing
1 another for some time. After inquiring about each other's
health, 1 asked how the other's husband was doing.

"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig 
up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped 
down dead right there in the middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend. "WHAT DID 
YOU DO?"

"Opened a can of peas instead."The Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D

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