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The Dog
Jeff got off the elevator on the 15th Floor and nervously knocked
on the door of his blind date's
apartment.

Fortunately, she was as beautiful
and charming as everyone had
said
and put him instantly at ease.

"I'll be ready in a few minutes,"
she told him. "Why doN'T you play
with my dog, Spot, while you're
waiting? He's such a clever dog!
He can roll over, shake hands, sit up, and if you make a hoop with
your arms, he'll jump right  
through!"

Jeff went out to the balcony to
wait for his date and the dog followed
him. Just to see if
Spot really could do any tricks, Jeff made a hoop
with his arms
and Spot jumped through them - right off the
balcony!


He was wondering how he would
explain this when his date
walked back out. "I'm ready," she said. "IsN'T Spot the cutest,
happiest dog you've ever seen?"

Jeff quickly replied, "To tell the truth, I thinkThe Net perks U UP... like a "GOOD" cup of Java... yah! :-D
he seemed a little depressed."

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