Payment Demanded A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, makes a b-line for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the  roast your dog stole from me this morning." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a cheque for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.   The contents read "Consultation: $25."

Order any "set of 10" jokes transcribed into Steno-K+ Notation.