Telling NOT the "whole" truth ... In a terrible accident at a railroad crossing, a train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly 400 yards down the track. Though no 1 was killed, the driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed. "Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross- examination." "Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried." "How's that?" the lawyer asked.   "I was afraid he was  going to ask if the  lantern was lit!"

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