Knock! Knock! 3 older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. 1 said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refri- gerator and caN'T remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The other says, "Boy am I glad I doN'T have that problem! Knock on wood." And she gave the table a quick rap with her knuckles. The 2nd lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself in the stairwell and caN'T remember  whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The 3rd 1 responded, " Well, I'm glad I doN'T have that problem; knock on wood." Just after rapping her knuckles on the table, shet ells them, "That must be the door: I'll get it!"

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